WIFE OR MISTRESS

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, “I like both.” “Both?” Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”
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Old Electrical Engineers never die they just:

Cross over the Whetstone Bridge

Get lost in the oscillating field

Have slower rise times.

Loose contact.

Do it until it Hz. (Hertz)

More of These Jokes, Brought Back By Popular Demand:

You know you’re an engineer if..
- If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas.
- If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
- If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes.
- If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

You might be an engineer or computer geek if…
- You and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in
your work area for better reception.
- All your sentences begin with “what if”.
- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string.
- Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
- Dilbert is your hero.

You know you’re an engineer if:
… the only reason you take a cruise is so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
… in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
… the sales people at the local computer store can’t answer ANY of your questions.
… at an air show you [...]